What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Watch your own Star Wars, I'm more interested in spreading my legs

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

It took a while to figure out why Lolly Lips went to put on her clothes and show her pussy

I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

Oh, not on my panties! - Too late, honey, they're already cumming

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Husband for an hour not only fixed everything, but also checked the housewife's pipes

Cutie with natural boobs decided to cum before the date

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

I slap her ass so she won't be too lazy to jump on my dick

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test